Northern Camouflage System™ Magnet - Instant Canadian Citizenship for Your TESLR

Sorry About Your Political Climate, Eh?

Transform your vulnerable Tesla into an honorary Canadian vehicle with our Northern Camouflage System™ Magnet! This isn't just a decorative flag – it's emergency diplomatic immunity for your car.

Made from 100% durable vinyl that withstands protests, border crossings, and confused domestic terrorists, our Canadian Flag magnet creates instant plausible deniability. Confuse would-be arsonists with this one simple geopolitical trick!

This essential 5" × 5" magnet features the internationally recognized Maple Leaf that signals to potential domestic terrorists that your vehicle is protected by universal goodwill toward Canadians. Our premium matte finish complements your Tesla's sleek design while our powerful magnetic backing securely adheres to your vehicle.

Why You Need the Northern Camouflage System™ Magnet:

• 100% vinyl material that lasts longer than most political asylum applications
• All-weather durability – works in both American political climates and actual Canadian winters
• Perfect 5" × 5" size – just large enough to create reasonable doubt about your nationality
  
  

DISCLAIMER: This product does not confer actual Canadian citizenship, government healthcare, or maple syrup privileges. While our Canadian Flag magnet may confuse domestic terrorists momentarily, we cannot guarantee they'll believe your Tesla suddenly drove across the border. For best results, practice saying "aboot" and apologizing profusely.

Care instructions:

• Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth
• Store with other polite, non-confrontational items
• For best results, pair with hockey equipment or Tim Hortons coffee cup