Collection: Magnets
Magnetic Protection Technology
Protect your Tesla using our TESLR deflection magnets. Each magnet is imbued with our proprietary technology designed to confuse domestic terrorists leaving your Tesla free from vandalism and destruction.
* Not scientifically tested
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TESLR Defense System™ Magnets - The Official Unofficial Spelling for Concerned Tesla Owners
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Everything's Computer! Magnet - Official Presidential Seal of Computer Stuff
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Anti-Arson Defense System™ Magnet - Keep Your TESLR Flame-Free in Heated Times
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No Molotov Zone™ Magnet - This TESLR Declines Your Flaming Special
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No Elon Magnet - Exercise Your First Amendment While Supplies Last
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Northern Camouflage System™ Magnet - Instant Canadian Citizenship for Your TESLR
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