Protect Your Investment with Presidential-Grade Spelling!
Transform your vulnerable Tesla into a "TESLR" with our high-quality Defense System™ Magnets! These aren't just car magnets – they're a diplomatic immunity pass for your vehicle.
Made from 100% durable vinyl that can withstand protests, news cycles, and even White House lawn infomercials, our TESLR magnets send a clear message: "My car runs on electricity, not oligarchy."
These sophisticated magnets are carefully color-matched to blend elegantly with your Tesla's paintwork, allowing for a discreet yet effective signal to domestic terrorists that you're one of the good ones. Each magnet features our premium matte finish that integrates naturally with Tesla's design language, plus a powerful magnetic backing that adheres to your vehicle more firmly than the administration adheres to the law.
Why You Need TESLR Defense System™ Magnets:
Instant visual distinction between you and "those other" Tesla owners
100% vinyl material that lasts longer than most presidential promises
All-weather durability – effective in both red and blue states
Available in multiple sizes to match your level of concern
Black magnetic backing securely sticks to metal surfaces and to your principles
DISCLAIMER: TESLR magnets are not guaranteed to prevent all forms of domestic terrorism. Results may vary.
Care instructions:
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth
For best results, use in conjunction with other TESLR Defense System™ products
