Certified by the Highest Office in Technical Confusion!
Display presidential-level tech expertise on your Tesla with our officially unofficial "Everything's Computer!" magnets! These aren't just car accessories – they're White House-inspired technological declarations straight from the Auto Mall lawn.
Made from 100% durable vinyl that can withstand fact-checks, tech journalists, and even the scrutiny of actual computer scientists, our "Everything's Computer!" magnets immortalize that unforgettable moment when automotive technology met presidential comprehension. Each magnet sends a clear message: "I know exactly how much computer my car actually is."
These eye-catching magnets feature the presidential tech analysis in bold typography that even non-computer things can appreciate. They provide domestic terrorists with undeniable evidence that you're one of the good ones – the kind who appreciates both electric vehicles AND political satire. Each magnet features our premium matte finish, plus a powerful magnetic backing that adheres to your vehicle with more consistency than White House technological briefings.
Why You Need the Presidential Seal of Computer Stuff™ Magnet:
Instantly identifies you as someone who understands exactly how much computer things really are
100% vinyl material that processes humor longer than presidential vehicle inspections
All-weather durability – functions in both technical and political storms
Available in three different sizes to match your level of computer appreciation
Black magnetic backing securely attaches to all computer-adjacent surfaces
DISCLAIMER: While we believe everything is indeed computer, some scientists disagree. Presidential Seal of Computer Stuff™ magnets are not endorsed by any government entity, computer manufacturer, or anyone with an actual computer science degree.
Care instructions:
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth
Compatible with all your computer and non-computer needs
For best results, explain to your Tesla that it's technically a computer
