The Universally Recognized Symbol for 'Domestic Terrorists, Please Skip This Vehicle!
Add crucial protection to your Tesla with our Anti-Arson Defense System™ Magnet! This isn't just a car accessory – it's your first line of communication with presidentially-classified domestic terrorists who might otherwise mistake your vehicle for an arson target.
Made from 100% durable vinyl that withstands protests, picket lines, and passionate domestic terrorist activities, our "No Fire" magnet sends a clear message: "I'd rather my car didn't become a political flame war casualty. How am I supposed to get to the next protest if you torch my ride?"
This essential 5" × 5" magnet features the universal "No" symbol over a flame icon, creating an internationally recognized plea for domestic terrorists to express their opinions without expressing actual flames on this vehicle. Each magnet features our premium matte finish that complements your Tesla's sleek design, plus a powerful magnetic backing that adheres to your vehicle more reliably than working definitions of domestic terrorism.
Why You Need the Anti-Arson Defense System™ Magnet:
Visual deterrent against domestic terrorists
100% vinyl material that potentially outlasts presidential threat classifications
All-weather durability – because domestic terrorism happens rain or shine
Sleek 5" × 5" size – visible to domestic terrorists without escalating tensions
Black magnetic backing that sticks to your car almost as firmly as the domestic terrorist label sticks to peaceful protesters
DISCLAIMER: While our "No Fire" magnets clearly communicate your preferences to potential arsonists regarding vehicular combustion, actual effectiveness against determined domestic terrorists has not been scientifically tested. We recommend additional security measures such as investing in the rest of our comprehensive TESLR Defense System™ Collection.
Care instructions:
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth
Store in a cool, domestic-terrorist-free environment when not in use
For best results, use in conjunction with our "No Molotov Cocktail" magnet
